Fetch This! The Ultimate Dog Treat FAQ List for Desperate Humans
Q1: Are store-bought dog treats safe?
Most are! The big brands go through testing and safety standards—so you won’t usually find any mystery meat that fell off a truck in 1972. But read those labels! You want clear ingredients you can pronounce without needing a PhD in chemistry. Avoid anything with lots of artificial colors, unidentifiable “by-products,” or preservatives that sound like they belong in a swimming pool. If you want to go the extra mile, look for treats made in the U.S. or countries with stricter regulations. And keep an eye on recalls! Your dog can’t Google this stuff, but you can.
Q2: How many treats should I give my dog per day?
Your dog’s answer: “Yes.” Reality: Treats should make up no more than 10% of your pup’s daily calories. If you’re using treats for training, go for tiny ones or break them up—your dog doesn’t care about size, just that they’re getting something. Overfeeding treats is the #1 way to turn your energetic retriever into a couch potato with a dad bod. Balance is key. Think of treats like doggy potato chips—fun in moderation, but don’t build the whole meal plan around them.
Q3: Can I give my dog human food as treats?
Some, yes! Lean meats like cooked chicken or turkey (no seasoning) are doggy-approved. Carrots, apples (minus seeds), green beans? Great! But keep them bite-sized to avoid choking. But there’s a “No-Fly List”: chocolate (sorry, bud), grapes and raisins (toxic!), onions and garlic, avocado, macadamia nuts, and anything loaded with sugar, salt, or artificial sweeteners (especially xylitol—it’s deadly for dogs). When in doubt, look it up or just skip it. Your dog will still love you—even without sharing your nachos.
Q4: Why does my dog beg for treats all the time?
Because you trained them to. No shame—we all do it! Dogs are master manipulators with those big eyes and dramatic sighs. Every time you give in, you reinforce the idea that whimpering = treat. If you want to stop the mooching, stick to set times or training rewards. And let’s be honest: they’ll always try anyway. Even the best-trained pup will turn on the guilt-trip if they think it might get them a chicken nugget.
Q5: Are grain-free treats better?
Not necessarily. The grain-free craze is mostly marketing hype. Most dogs digest grains just fine—and grains aren’t inherently evil. What matters more is quality. Look for whole, recognizable ingredients. Meat or fish as the first item is great. Grains like rice or oats? Fine for most dogs. If your dog has a grain allergy (rare but real), sure—go grain-free. Otherwise, don’t fall for the fancy label alone. Your dog doesn’t care if it’s keto, paleo, or gluten-free—as long as it tastes good.
Q6: Can treats be used for training?
Absolutely—and they should be! Dogs will learn calculus for the right treat. Use small, low-calorie ones so you’re not accidentally teaching “Sit” while also teaching “Get Fat.” Training treats should be irresistible (like the dog version of candy) to keep your pup’s attention even if there’s a squirrel doing parkour in the background. And don’t forget timing: reward immediately so they know what they’re being bribed—I mean rewarded—for.
Q7: Why does my dog bury their treats?
Because deep down, they’re survivalists. Even your pampered couch-dweller has instincts from their wolf ancestors. Burying treats says, “I might starve someday in this suburban wilderness—better stash this for later.” It’s cute but can be messy, especially if their favorite spot is under your pillow. Don’t worry—it’s normal. But if they’re hoarding like a doomsday prepper, maybe give smaller treats or supervise treat time so you’re not constantly discovering stale bones in your laundry basket.
Q8: Are rawhide treats safe?
Ah, the controversy! Rawhide can keep dogs occupied for ages, but it’s not risk-free. Pieces can break off, posing choking hazards or causing dangerous blockages in the stomach. Cheap rawhide from sketchy sources can have chemicals you don’t want anywhere near your dog. If you use rawhide, pick high-quality brands, supervise chewing, and take it away when it gets small enough to swallow. Or consider alternatives like bully sticks, yak chews, or durable rubber toys that can take a beating without ending in a vet bill.
Q9: Can puppies have treats?
Yes—but pick wisely! Puppies have baby teeth and delicate stomachs, so go for treats specifically labeled for puppies or very soft, small options. They don’t need giant bones or tough rawhide. Training treats are your best friend here—your little whirlwind of chaos is learning everything, so rewards help shape good habits before they turn into Olympic-level counter-surfers. And remember: moderation! Puppies will eat anything, but that doesn’t mean they should.
Q10: How should I store dog treats?
Proper storage keeps them safe and tasty. Most treats come in resealable bags—use them. Or upgrade to airtight containers to keep moisture and pests out. Avoid warm, humid areas unless you’re running a mold farm as a side hustle. Homemade treats often need refrigeration. Also, keep them out of reach—your dog is smarter than you think. If they’ve figured out how to open the treat jar, you’re living with a four-legged raccoon in disguise.
Q11: Why does my dog spit out treats sometimes?
Because they’re dramatic artists. Or picky. Or they’re playing the classic “pretend to reject it so you give something better” scam. Some dogs investigate before committing, rolling treats around and sniffing them like they’re wine-tasting. Others just don’t like certain textures or flavors. Experiment with different types—soft, crunchy, meaty, fishy. Eventually, you’ll find the treat that makes them forget their name in excitement.
Q12: Are homemade treats better?
They can be fantastic! You control the ingredients, avoid weird preservatives, and can tailor them to your dog’s tastes or allergies. Just be sure to follow vet-approved recipes. Dogs don’t need salt, sugar, or ghost pepper powder (unless you enjoy cleaning doggy tears off your floor). Homemade treats are also great for bonding—you’ll feel like a gourmet dog chef, even if your sous-chef just drools on your foot the whole time.
