The Nap Lab: How to Choose a Dog Bed Without Losing Sleep (or Floor Space)

Finding the perfect dog bed is like dating: too soft, too firm, weird smells, and one that mysteriously disappears your socks. Your dog deserves a cozy throne, not a flat pancake that smells like damp tennis balls. Whether you’ve got a couch potato, a turbo gremlin, or a regal loaf who refuses the floor, the right bed or furniture piece can boost comfort, joint health, and even your home’s vibe. So how do you pick the best? We’ve napped our way through the data so you don’t have to.

First off: yes, your dog actually needs their own bed. Not just because it’s cute (it is), but because cold hard floors are bad for joints, especially if your dog is older, recovering from injury, or shaped like a noodle with knees. A good bed cushions pressure points and regulates body temp. Also, it might keep them off your bed. Maybe. No promises.

There are roughly 47,921 dog beds on the market (give or take). So how do you sniff out the good ones? Here’s what matters most:

Support: Look for orthopedic or memory foam if your dog is older, heavier, or snoozes like a sack of bricks. Avoid beds with fluff that flattens faster than a dollar-store pillow.

Durability: If your pup chews, digs, or generally behaves like a demolition team in disguise, choose chew-resistant fabric like ballistic nylon or tightly woven canvas. Avoid anything labeled “luxuriously soft” unless you also enjoy vacuuming tufts of regret.

Washability: If the bed doesn’t have a removable, washable cover, run away. Dogs roll in things. Those things come home. And then those things sit. You want to wash them away without throwing the whole bed in the trash.

Sizing: Your dog should be able to fully stretch without dangling off the edge like they’re clinging to the Titanic. Measure from nose to tail and add a few inches for flair. Brands usually offer sizing guides, but if you’re between sizes, size up. More snooze room, less shame.

Temperature Control: Got a fluffball in the desert? Look for elevated cots or cooling gel beds. Got a skinny shiver-beast in Maine? Try a self-warming or plush cave bed. One size does not fit all, especially when it comes to body temp.

Now let’s talk dog furniture. Yes, it’s real. And yes, it’s glorious. We’re talking dog couches, mini chaise lounges, and even canine armchairs that put some people’s sofas to shame.

Why get dog furniture when a regular bed works? Because furniture-style options:

Blend better with your home décor (your living room no longer looks like a puppy slumber party)—Offer better elevation and joint support for older dogs—Provide your dog with a “status spot” so they stop stealing yours

Also, let’s be honest: it’s hilarious watching your 12-pound dog climb onto a tufted chaise lounge like royalty. Just make sure it’s functional too. Look for removable cushions, sturdy construction, and upholstery that can handle fur, dirt, and the occasional cookie crumb.

Thinking of going bougie on a budget? You don’t have to drop $300 to get a great dog bed. Some of the best-rated beds and couches are under $75, especially during seasonal sales. We keep a running list of our top-reviewed, tried-and-tested picks that won’t disintegrate after one nap. (Link coming up in a second. Hold tight.)

Okay, let’s say your dog has opinions. They refuse every bed, ignore your stylish couch setup, and sleep under the table like a mushroom. First: try a few textures — suede, faux fur, canvas. You might discover your dog has material preferences. Second: move the bed around. Some dogs are more location-sensitive than your in-laws. Third: bribe them with treats. It works for toddlers, dates, and dogs.

So what should you buy? We’ve tested dozens of options and made a shortlist of beds and furniture that don’t suck. Our favorites include: beds that hold shape, covers that survive multiple washes, furniture that actually looks good in a living room, and yes — one model Bronco tried to eat and failed. That’s a win.

Ready to shop smarter, not harder? Here’s our lovingly researched list of the best dog beds, couches, loungers, and raised thrones on the market:

👉 Check out our favorites here – your dog will thank you

👉 Need something chew-proof, washable, and good-looking? Start here

👉 Not sure? This guide will sniff out the perfect match.

Let’s recap: Your dog wants comfort. You want clean, durable, good-looking furniture that doesn’t scream “I gave up.” It’s possible to have both. Shop smart, measure twice, and for the love of naps, get a washable cover. And if your dog still ends up on your pillow? At least you tried.